How does this happen? I put this headset into my pocket untangled and took it out about five minutes later in this condition. I would have to work hard to get it that tangled up even if I tried on purpose. My theory is that a force is operative in the cosmos that has not been dreamt of in my philosophy. I further conjecture that the same force contributes to other phenomenon including:
1. Finding five slot screw drivers when I seek a Phillips-head screw driver.
2. Guessing wrong nine times in ten when inserting a USB jack or any polarized plug.
3. Finding four lefthand winter gloves before I find a matching righthand glove.
4. Putting on a t-shirt in the dark backwards nine times in ten.
5. Looking for a lost something all over the house and then finding it in the first place I looked, usually after making an ass of myself by being publicly frustrated.
6. An accidentally dropped piece of toast landing on the floor butter or jam side down pretty much alway.
7. Putting two socks in the dryer and finding only one when I open the dryer again.
8. Waiting at a T intersection and having the stream of cars coming from the left, a gap finally arriving, and then one car comes from the right at exactly the right moment to prevent me exploiting the gap.
9. Digging into one pocket for my keys and being wrong nine times in ten about which pocket my keys are in, usually when I am carrying several packages in my hands.
10. There always being only one piece of the puzzle missing at the end rather than, say, four or five.
11. The only missing drill bit in a set of them is the one size I need.
12. My phone ringing at exactly the moment I leave my desk to retrieve something in another room.
13. Needing a black pen and finding red, green, pink, and yellow pens first.
14. Seeing the customer in front of me at the store taking the last one of the item I wanted to buy and knowing that item probably sat on the shelf for a month before the customer in front of me took it.
15. Walking to the mailbox and finding nothing and then seeing the mail carrier delivering the mail the moment I am back inside.
So, yeah...
