04/04/22
Lisa McClain
Readers have recommended that Michigan Representative Lisa McClain be awarded the Conservative Republican barf bag of the day and the Committee agrees. She qualified for the recognition on April 2, 2022, when she asserted at a Save America rally that the Kumquat Caligula "caught" Osama bin Laden. She also claimed that KC had won the election of 2020 and that the US was not involved in any war during his administration.
The Committee finds it curious that she would speak at a Save America rally and vote against the American Rescue Plan Act of 2021.
She also claims to be Roman Catholic even though the Bible says, "You shall not spread a false report. You shall not join hands with a wicked man to be a malicious witness. You shall not fall in with the many to do evil, nor shall you bear witness in a lawsuit, siding with the many, so as to pervert justice, nor shall you be partial to a poor man in his lawsuit.
— Exodus 23:1-3
Never ever underestimate the malignance of conservatives.